More dead Baby Jokes

Baby Jokes.
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What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
What's red and sits in a corner? A baby shaving its head with a potato peeler.
What's blue and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a plastic bag.
What's green and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.
What's black and sits in a corner? A baby with it's finger in a power point.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off again.
What's more fun than spinning a baby on a clothes hoist at 100mph? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken.
What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of marbles? You can't load marbles with a pitchfork.
What's green and spins around at 100mph? A frog in a blender.
What's red and spins around at 100mph? A baby that's crawled in after it.
What's black and spins around slowly? A fetus in a rotisserie.
What do you call two abortions in a bucket? Blood brothers.
What's blue and yellow and floats at the bottom of the pool? A baby with
slashed water-wings.
Why couldn't the baby turn around in the hallway? He had a javelin
through his neck.
What's black and bobs up and down? A baby in a toaster.
What's the difference between an abortion and sand? You can't eat sand.
What's BABYLON? The stuff you spray on babies before you iron them.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What squeals and goes around at 100mph? A baby in an electric fan.
What's more fun than a barrel full of dead babies? A barrel full of dead babies with a live one on the bottom trying to get up.
How do you get a baby out of a blender? With a straw.
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
What's better than a baby in a bucket? The same baby in two buckets.
What event nearly could have changed the course of history? The dingo of Bethlehem.
What's the best babysitter you can get? A dingo.
How do you bring up a baby? Kick a dingo in the stomach.
Why is it so hard to breed dingoes? It takes 9 months to grow the food.
What's a baby in a pram near Ayres Rock? Meals on Wheels.
What's the definition of revenge? A baby with a dingo in it's mouth.