Deaf mute and Condoms

A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has
difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see
condoms on shelf.

Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his
dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.

The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf-
mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his
pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the
pharmacist wildly in sign language.

"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you
shouldn't bet."