94 your old man

Subject: ninety four years old man!
A ninety-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a
young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man
answers,
"I'm in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman."
"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and
sniffles, he answers,
"You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make
love. At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes
my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home
and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want.
And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love." He breaks
down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds
like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"
The senile old man answers, again through his tears,
"I forgot where I live.".................................